Number of books
Oct. 16th, 2018 06:22 pmI have a metric Bryant of books. (That's one thousand books, for the majority of the world who has never been on the LMB list.) I also have a lovely Kobo with a goodly number of books as well. I don't mind people asking me about what I'm reading, or what an ereader is like, or whatever.
But I get really...annoyed? Ticked off? When people ask me how many books I've read. Or how many books I read in a year.
I don't have a freaking clue how many books I read in a year. I mean, my ereader does, but that doesn't count any paper books. I gave up on trying to track via Goodreads, because it was too much of a hassle to deal with the books I'd start and give up halfway through.
When I got this question today, and she wouldn't take "I don't know for an answer", the questioner got offended when I said "Around a hundred." She was all, that's so low, and you're always reading. And in my head (because this is work, and you can't just snap at people) I'm all
Look. One hundred books works out to one book every three to four days. I've just, today, read three or four chapters of two books and have up on them because they're not interesting me. The last book I finished was a history of the Great Mississippi Flood of 1927, and if I'm reading a nonfiction book, unless it's about cooking or knitting, it's going to take me a week, minimum. And then there are days when I don't read a darned thing that's longer than a news piece. So screw you with your "hundred books isn't enough"! I don't care about how freaking many arbitrary book-length units you want me to read, I care about the giant TBR pile I have that will never be finished because I keep adding to it!
And now, because the cozy mystery I was trying to read at the time was not interesting enough, I'm going to read a paranormal romance that seems quite promising from the first chapter, and which I will probably whip through in a day or so.
Three, at the most.
But I get really...annoyed? Ticked off? When people ask me how many books I've read. Or how many books I read in a year.
I don't have a freaking clue how many books I read in a year. I mean, my ereader does, but that doesn't count any paper books. I gave up on trying to track via Goodreads, because it was too much of a hassle to deal with the books I'd start and give up halfway through.
When I got this question today, and she wouldn't take "I don't know for an answer", the questioner got offended when I said "Around a hundred." She was all, that's so low, and you're always reading. And in my head (because this is work, and you can't just snap at people) I'm all
Look. One hundred books works out to one book every three to four days. I've just, today, read three or four chapters of two books and have up on them because they're not interesting me. The last book I finished was a history of the Great Mississippi Flood of 1927, and if I'm reading a nonfiction book, unless it's about cooking or knitting, it's going to take me a week, minimum. And then there are days when I don't read a darned thing that's longer than a news piece. So screw you with your "hundred books isn't enough"! I don't care about how freaking many arbitrary book-length units you want me to read, I care about the giant TBR pile I have that will never be finished because I keep adding to it!
And now, because the cozy mystery I was trying to read at the time was not interesting enough, I'm going to read a paranormal romance that seems quite promising from the first chapter, and which I will probably whip through in a day or so.
Three, at the most.